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Plan When To Post

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.
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Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"
by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012
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Post-nightmare Fearpression

The feeling you get after waking up from a graphicly disturbing nightmare. Which leaves you fearful and wondering what the fuck is wrong with you that your brain created such disturbing things...
I dreamed last night of a man eating a cat, which gave me post-nightmare Fearpression
by Which lie July 9, 2016
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Post Nut amnesia

When you nut so hard that you forget what you were doing before, you forget that there was a time before you nutted.
Holy shit that post nut amnesia hits different.
by Polarisation June 19, 2023
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Post Pump clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set
by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022
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Post-Spacetime Soulism

Post-Spacetime Soulism is a soulist ideology focused on the superation of the spacetime and the evolution of humanity into a post-spacetime civilization by using technology and/or reaching a high level of being. Post-spacetime soulism believes that the spacetime and the laws of physics, biology, chemistry, nature and the laws and properties of spacetime are oppressive and they should be abolished and humanity must evolve into a post-spacetime and post-physical civilization and society. Post-spacetime soulism also believes that there's a lot of chances to exist life and civilizations beyond spacetime and humanity should prepare itself to deals with those lifeforms and civilizations, post-spacetime soulism is often friends with esoteric soulism since both share literally the same views and beliefs when it's about the post-spacetime.
"Post-Spacetime Soulism shows how post-spacetimeism and soulism are literally the same ideology but with different focused, but both agree that the spacetime and its consequences have been a disaster for humanity and for life as a whole."
by Full Monteirism June 4, 2021
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Post Shit Chills

After taking a shit you get momentary body shivers/chills with an empty feeling.
Man I just had post shit chills after that big shit I just took.
by Chocolate Miller May 18, 2022
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post-coke nose

Constant sniffling for a few days after snorting coke.
Person A: *siff sniff*
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Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.
by Facts&Tea January 2, 2019
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