Doo doo poo poo Fortnite

When your mom signs the divorce forms.

Lucas: I hate minorities
Lucas's Mom: Doo doo poo poo Fortnite

by Maskedchaos March 8, 2019

Dummy-Dumb Poo-Poo Head

This used as an act of retaliation in an epic gamer rap battle. This can only be used once in a lifetime by the fiercest of warriors: Chuck Norris is the only know user. When used 3 bolts of lightning will erupt from the ground into the heart, brain, and anus of your opponent. This will mean you have won the epic gamer rap battle. This is an epic victory royale.

Kyle: *finishes rap*
You: You are a dummy-dumb poo-poo head!
Kyle: *gets epically clapped*
You: Epic victory royale, broski!

by VeryBigBrainBill605 January 7, 2020

Poo Grinder

Razor blades are inserted in the anus through a metal pole than the participant than does a poo, this is very arousing.. apparently.

Person 1: MAN I FEEL GOOD!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My mate paul gave me the poo grinder last night mmm hmm

by Candy Bove August 27, 2007

Sham-pooing

The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.

"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"

by SiNister PiGeon December 20, 2009

poo back

Being so full of food you get a sore back

I'm so full ive got poo back

by Viol8r&bono December 19, 2014

poo jockey

One who likes to have anal sex with another man.

Peter is such a poo jockey.

by Lewis February 26, 2004

poo masties

1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate

Damn, i heard that Michael loves to get into the poo masties after listening to Elton John

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008