When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.
by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019
by jumper October 19, 2007
by lalalala_human August 03, 2020
Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.
Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.
Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.
Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.
Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.
by Barmy-Army April 29, 2014
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by Kris Kennedy April 03, 2007
A often large and unsightly human female who refuses to let her friends get laid, not because she's a good person, but because she's evil.
The Damned fat girl who looks (and tackles) like a lineman and somehow alway busts in from nowhere, right when you're about to seal the deal with some broad, after having to listen to her garble on about Kittens and cheeses for hours.
The Damned fat girl who looks (and tackles) like a lineman and somehow alway busts in from nowhere, right when you're about to seal the deal with some broad, after having to listen to her garble on about Kittens and cheeses for hours.
Danny: "Dude! I totally would have got me some of that sweet ass!"
Steve: "What happened bro, did she split? she looked like she was about to vomit".
Danny: "Nah, Just as I was about to take her to the shagg'n wagon I got stuntdoubled by a guardian pig! she came in and swooped her up and gave me the finger!".
Steve: "Dammmn, you're lucky bro last time I got guardian pigged I got my shin chewed off, yeah that bitch was mean and hungry!".
Steve: "What happened bro, did she split? she looked like she was about to vomit".
Danny: "Nah, Just as I was about to take her to the shagg'n wagon I got stuntdoubled by a guardian pig! she came in and swooped her up and gave me the finger!".
Steve: "Dammmn, you're lucky bro last time I got guardian pigged I got my shin chewed off, yeah that bitch was mean and hungry!".
by DJ McDoogle January 18, 2011