Apple Pants; When a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.
by Deeks February 24, 2008
Adjective. (Adj.)
Used to refer to a day in which you are having a bad temper or are in a bad mood.
Origin: A person, that shall remain un-named, had a friend spit chocolate on their new pants and got really upset, started yelling and ate her friends. Every time someone is in a bad mood and having a short temper they are known to be in a "chocolate pants mood" or having a "chocolate pants moment"
Used to refer to a day in which you are having a bad temper or are in a bad mood.
Origin: A person, that shall remain un-named, had a friend spit chocolate on their new pants and got really upset, started yelling and ate her friends. Every time someone is in a bad mood and having a short temper they are known to be in a "chocolate pants mood" or having a "chocolate pants moment"
"Wow biotch, you are having quite the chocolate pants day."
"Don't talk to me right now, I'm having a chocolate pants day."
"Vives, you're having another chocolate pants moment aren't you?"
"Don't talk to me right now, I'm having a chocolate pants day."
"Vives, you're having another chocolate pants moment aren't you?"
by Argentina86 August 13, 2006
Kims ass looks so fine in those 'Moon Pants'; wtf? I cant goto the moon in these pants for i need my 'Moon Pants'
by Spiderface January 23, 2003
to lust after; to want badly; this does not necessarily fade after you've had the person. It normally gets worse. The pants get hotter.
by Tiffany July 14, 2003
Hey "Satin Pants", I'll give you a hundy to grab your ass. When "Satin Pants" got up a horndog went over and "murphed" her chair.
by speedbag March 12, 2009
A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.
"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."
by Squishier March 13, 2007
1.) A homosexual Noun meaning "Goof ball"
2.) A reference to a guy who is wearing either short shorts, clown pants, or plaid old man golfing pants.
2.) A reference to a guy who is wearing either short shorts, clown pants, or plaid old man golfing pants.
by Etni3s February 15, 2004