Computer Potato

When a person uses the computer rather then getting exercise.

Person 1 " Dude, I just got so much gold off my sword!"

Person 2 " GETTA LIFE, YOU FUCKING COMPUTER POTATO ! "

by ImSoMcLovin October 13, 2008

Potato Juice

When you wank several times in a day and the fluid ejaculate slowly becomes more and more like water, with little clumpage.

Example:

Phil :" i had nothing on yesterday so i just spent the day potato juicing"

Example 2:

Janet : " Hold on! is that potato juice on my chin? you better not have been cheating on me"

by HeadboyKD May 26, 2014

Party Potato

A person who goes to a party and sits on his / her ass while every one else dances...

"Vyy ees beeing a Party Potato sooo out dees season? Get up and donce poopie!"

by jimmy c January 19, 2005

Tactical Potato

A person of lesser height who uses fits of verbal disarray to tactically redirect the conversation from their height insecurities. It should be noted that these verbal fits more often than not are ineffective hence the status of being a potato.

I called Bobs chihuahua a little cutie and he started barking at me..

Ah ignore him he's just being a tactical potato

by duine ard February 12, 2021

Robot Potatoes

Robot Potatoes, better than the Notty Nuns

From the misunderstood genius, Dan Mclean his clan for Halo 2 who rox teh big111!!oneone

I am a Pobot, a robot potatoe, we are mechanised, bi-pedal potatoes.

by Dan McLean March 28, 2005

potato drop

When a singular person or group of persons defecate from a higher altitude than that of another person or persons in a position so that their excretions land on the heads of their low altitude peers.

It sure is high up here. Watch me give the potato drop to Billy.

by GerryWithAG April 28, 2006

mashed potatoes

an under-tanned or white person who does not do any type of regular physical exercise and therefore is out of shape. Mashed potatoes are soft, lumpy, squishy pale colored mush all over the body. Primarily fat in the stomach region, but can also be found in the legs or arms. Can appear in men or women and sometimes even in kids. NOT attractive or sexy. Beware of the mush!!!

Ew, that guy has mashed potatoes everywhere. I don't think I'd touch him with a ten foot pole.

by rachd19 November 13, 2010