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one lies and the other swears to it

This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.
A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."

One-Chat-Stands

Twisted Cliche:

A 'friend' on XboxLIVE/ PSN/ Steam e.t.c. Whom you have 'added' based on shallow foundations /values (e.g admiration of playing ability) and experience. You have merely chatted to them once and never intend to again due to the impersonal nature of this connection.
"Most of my friends on PSN are One-Chat-Stands"

one-handed site 

A website that is pornographic in nature that is usually looked at using only one hand while the other hand is busy.
Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"
one-handed site by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012

One Handed Skyrim 

The act of playing skyrim with one hand, as to keep the other hand free for self pleasure.
Mr. Johnson played so much one handed skyrim that they had to put a cast on his hand and suspend his xbox live account.
One Handed Skyrim by Chauncy P January 12, 2012

one stroke bloke 

When a bloke cums during sex, after one stroke.
The man I had a one night stand with was a one stroke bloke.
one stroke bloke by johnljj January 3, 2014

one-shade 

A white guy who acts like he is black, wishes he was black, too. Also has skin that is of darker ilk.
That dude acts so black he is one-shade from being a nigger.
one-shade by White Power mike January 28, 2014