October 13

National Ride dick ay

Tae: yu good at riding ??
Me: yes why causes it’s ride dick day aka October 13

by Lil bang_💕 October 12, 2021

October 9th

People born on this day are on god tier. They are above everyone else in whatever they do. They belong on top of the hierarchy and are supreme to everyone else

Is that THE John that’s born on October 9th???? we must be sure not to make enemies with him

by Elmo NickHer September 17, 2021

23 of October

23 of October is the day where boys can slap other boys dicks or asses without it being gay.

Boy1: hey bro! *slaps Boy2’s ass*
Boy2: dude thats some gay shit!
Boy1: nah dude it’s 23 of October remember.
Boy2: oh yeahhh. *boy2 goes down on his knees and sucks boy1’s dick*

Both: NOHOMOOOO

by Joewawa October 21, 2019

October 18th!!!

beat up an anthony

on october 18th!!! you can beat up and anthony

by Tina Long October 16, 2019

October 24

suck every guys dick because it’s national no homo day

Ryan: why are you pulling my pants down
Nathan: it’s October 24 dumbass
Ryan: oh you know what that means

Nathan: “winks”
Aggressive slurping noises

by gaykidethan October 21, 2019

October 31

“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.” -Cady

Someone: What day is it again?

Me: October 31st which means I can dress up like a slut and no one can judge me about it

by cutecow October 27, 2019

October 24

October 24 is become friends with your crush day 💛

"Hey it's October 24 go tell him/her you like them now go!"

by Sick0601uwuw October 22, 2019