Noob

A word mainly used by salty kids in Roblox or any online game. It's a word that's always used the wrong way. People always think Noob means stupid, trash, etc. But the actual definition is new player.

The wrong way:
P1: OMG HACKER NOOB HOWD YOU KILL ME TRASH NOOB
P2: My account is older than you

The right way:
P1: Hi guys sorry if I'm bad I am a noob
P2: It's fine just hope you're not the last player

by 00ChopDatNigga00 October 13, 2018

Noob

Katie

Lol your such a noob. Your supposed to jump over the wall, not run into it.

by losermcgee103 July 21, 2017

Noob

Noob is a person who is dumb or doesn't know something easy,

I saw a noob in town

by GoodWriter415 July 22, 2017

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

noob

racial slur

noob

by lb March 24, 2021