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salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.
Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda
by dutch bulb July 19, 2011
mugGet the salt blockmug.

Sack-blocked

When a hacky sack is snatched by another player just as it is about to come into contact with your foot or other body part. This feeling leads to a loss of balance due to the predicted force of the hacky sack on your foot or other body part actually not arriving.
Jack plays hacky sack quietly by himself

Max snatches the hacky sack right out of the air just before Jack is about to successfully complete his jester.

Max: SACK-BLOCKED!!!!
by jemdood February 3, 2010
mugGet the Sack-blockedmug.

christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015
mugGet the christ-blockedmug.

cock block

to block a person's racket during a game of badminton
when playing badminton, a racket is blocked:

Casey: Why the hell did you just cock block me?
by bakerbabexx November 3, 2010
mugGet the cock blockmug.

cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock
Joe had a major cock block on his hands.
by mriz October 16, 2011
mugGet the cock blockmug.

Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.
" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"
by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011
mugGet the Block Shockmug.

block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart
Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!
by noladoc April 27, 2014
mugGet the block that puntmug.

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