e-tard

Individual of limited technological ability

Andrew is struggling to switch his computer on. Andrew is an e-tard.

by IvChen July 3, 2017

Tard Class

To be a member of tard class means you are retarded at PE.

Tard - also known as "Health Leader", is the name given to people in the tard class.

"You're in tard class cos you can't kick a ball"

by bob87218712 February 16, 2008

Tard tender

A person who cares for people with special needs

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county

by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Douche Tard

n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.

Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."

by hammerneck August 26, 2013

Tard Mami

CLM

Someone who doesn't know what they're on about.

YOU ARE A TARD MAMI.

by hj_69 December 28, 2016

Tard waffle

A word to describe idiots that like png tubers

your a freaking Tard waffle

by stoopidrak448 July 12, 2022