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by Jaymore November 27, 2017

Cock Shaped Mouth

Any individual, generally female, whose mouth is shaped and designed primairly for the insertion of male genitals. The shape, size, and controlled contortions of said aperture can all lend themselves to its defining as a 'cock shaped mouth'.

"She's got a stupid cock shaped mouth on her...... I could see how it would be appealing when drunk"

"That cum dumpster has a serious cock shaped mouth"

by Twanker94 May 18, 2012

Who’s in mike’s mouth

A game played while camping when your propane lantern runs out and your campsite or area is pitch black and the youngest guy is “mike” and he has to try to guess who’s in his mouth.

“Mike”: let’s play who’s in my mouth

Everyone:wait what?!
That’s how the game who’s in Mike’s mouth starts

by It’s the lesbians, run! September 7, 2020

peanut butter mouth

The delicious treat of eating straight peanut butter with a spoon, knife, or other eating utensil.

I just had a delicious treat of peanut butter mouth.

by Jimbly99 April 8, 2013

mouth to south resuscitation

This is generally when a girl goes down on a guy (hence the southern direction) and gives him a blowjob. Conversely this term can be used to describe a guy going down on a girl too.

He wanted a blow job so asked his girlfriend to do some mouth to south resuscitation

by MrSexy September 22, 2007

Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.

You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

Rhonda Round Mouth

Rhonda Round Mouth does not refer to any specific individual. Rather, Rhonda Round Mouth is a slang term which may be used, at will, to reference any female that is known to be a frequent provider of fellatio. The term Rhonda Round Mouth implies that the individual provides so much oral sex that their mouth is literally in a constant state of being open and round because of the constant inhalation of cock.

Bill: Hey dude have you heard about Sonja in the accounting office?
Roger: Yea, you mean Rhonda Round Mouth.
Bill: That's the one!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014