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Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).
Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy
by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018
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Mike Jones

A rapper is a Pokemon. Hence, the reason he says "MIKE JONES!" 2/47
Mike Jones: Mike Jones!
Person: Who is Mike Jones?
Mike Jones: Duh? I AM Mike Jones.
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan September 9, 2022
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Mike

Mike.. if you ever met one you’ll know they are one of a kind for sure (in a good way). Mike is the realest, the most handsome, kind, super smart, best smile, always smells the absolute best no matter what, And most of all Mike will love you for who you really are. Mike does not care how good you look every second of the day he cares about your soul and inner beauty. The only way to make Mike dislike you is betraying him. EVERYONE NEEDS A MIKE IN THEIR LIVES !!!
Mike is the best man you’ll ever meet.
by HisgirlforeverT6 November 23, 2021
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Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.
I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(
by BroSchool January 9, 2024
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Mike Hendrickson

Meaning to only have sex with animals, especially dogs named oreo
"Bro you're such a Mike Hendrickson with that dog"
by Mike's big meat October 12, 2023
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The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.
Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.
by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021
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Mike

mikes love gay narwhals and pizza
mike: hey
by THE toru May 18, 2021
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