meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

Miking

The act of needlessly rejecting or going against a popular idea and instead saying something ridiculous to be controversial for the sake of it.

"We all agreed Salah is way better than Martial and he said it's the opposite"

"He's Miking it again"

by aam786415 February 13, 2021

Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023

Jersey the mike

This is when at least 2 employees (preferably men) up to all on the shift go into the walk in together to commit sexual acts on one another.

Worker 1: hey man can I jersey the mike ?
Worker 2: only if Jayden joins in

by Megotthegoodsyuh September 19, 2021

Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023