Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

Mike-me

To take ones fullest advantage over a situation and or individuals to conceive the most humor, profit, or deception.

-Mike you tire looks a little flat.
-“I will stop and put another can of fix-a-flat in it. It’ll be fine iv been doing this for months and the tire hasn’t failed yet.”

-mike

-“can you spare some change bro?”

- hell naw don’t mike-me bra

by Dubzak May 28, 2019

Mike

When a stock is going down and Mike decides it should go up.

I thought I would lose everything until the stock Miked and I bought a lambo

by In Mike We Trust February 12, 2025

Mike

Mostly a guy who is a gay
This have caused the term: He is a Mike

He is a Mike

by Destielmon January 27, 2017

White Mike

A little white bitch.

Oh shit there "white mike"

by @yurgirlR.H September 17, 2021

Spaghetti Mike

A pedophile.

That guy is starting to act like Spaghetti Mike.

by Rubber Sucky October 14, 2016

Miking Off

When someone is capable of doing work but is too lazy to do it. Surfing the web and playing games on the computer while at work when co-workers are busting their ass off. Delegating work that you don't want to do yourself because you are just too damn lazy.

I'm at work late tonight working extra hours because Steve was miking off on the Internet all day watching cat videos.

by teabag2511 May 3, 2018