That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.
by Gay Brad June 17, 2022
The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.
That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!
by K84 May 29, 2023
To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.
There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.
There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.
hey did you hear back from the bank?
Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.
Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.
by Fish mail February 06, 2016
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he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.
by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010
a fucking dumbass. You know that kind of guy that shows up and burns shit down, literally, yeah that’s a mike shrubb.
by rrrrehskfbs April 25, 2020
When someone named Michael uses false facts and lies to try to prove his point. Therefore the false facts and lies equals the pull.
by My dad left to get milk March 12, 2020