BATTERY LOW

When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".

Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit

by Silly sausage January 30, 2022

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UD said to get the low quality mug haha

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Ian Lowe

Ian Lowe is a very hot boy. If your dating an Ian Lowe your are very lucky! Ian is very funny and a nice person to be around. An Ian Lowe is very thoughtful and has a special place in his heart for his gf. Ian is very good with kids and try’s to make everyone included. Ian Lowe is smart but doesn’t make the best decision. Your very lucky if u meet Ian Lowe!

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Matthew Lowe

Matthew Lowe is a Badass man that will kick your ass if you mess with his family or friends. He is the best fisherman in the world and is extremely handsome. His beautiful blue eyes are stunning and he is an amazing lover. He performs oral on his woman better than anyone known to man kind and is loyal honest hard-working and caring. He is the best friend you could have and even better lover. If you're lucky enough to meet a Matthew Lowe be sure to say hi.

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by Outlaw86 December 08, 2020

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