Stamp licker

A medical condition (usually self inflicted or self induced) resulting in a patient vegetative state where the tongue hangs out of mouth and drools constantly.

Doofus stopped taking his blood pressure medicine and had a major stroke causing him to be a stamp licker now.

Ditzy was texting and driving when she wrecked her car and was thrown through the windshield. Now she's nothing but a stamp licker

by jlt,RN April 5, 2017

Ladoo Licker

A white person who is exclusively friends with brown people and has desires to date a brown people.

Yo out boy Matt is a Ladoo Licker, he only dates brown girls.

by pevdate January 28, 2019

Offensive Screen looker

Or more commonly, Screen looker.

When a person looks on your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer and deliberately kills you.

I was hiding in the perfect spot... But he's an Offensive Screen looker so found me and killed me!

by CH4OS October 5, 2011

ass`wipe`licker`shit

ur an asswipe 4 readin dis!

FuCk u FiNd oUt aNoThEr WaY Fagz

by DA BADDEST BITCH September 8, 2003

Ball licker

Ball lickers are you.

by My name? July 26, 2003

cannoli licker

One who licks the underside of another
(usually female)

Hey Gebo you wouldn't happen to be a cannoli licker would you?

by M00se! October 3, 2006

ball licker

Coined by Youtube's DelanoTV or Flat Earth Focker, a term used to describe a person who believes in a globe earth, especially those who belittle flat earthers and those who haven't yet realized they only believe in a globe earth because they were taught it in at most second grade, lacking mature reasoning skills, only to flaunt their belief in a globe earth as indisputable fact. In summary, a non-critically thinking sheep of the state who believes in the globe vainly.

That guy has zero proofs of the globe, and he's coming at me talking about how stupid I am? Such a ball licker.

by moreAnimePlease July 14, 2018