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Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.
Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”
by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021
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inside joke

some sort of weirdo bull shit where 2 "best friends" make a foolish joke only they know

for example
person 1: garlic with chicken strips

person 2: BAHAHAHAH

person 3: whats so funny

person 1 and 2: its a inside joke u won't understand
by marie8829 March 20, 2023
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the man broke the man he a joke

the man broke the man he a joke song called fake id
"girl i met this guy yeste-" "the man broke the man he a joke"
by SEUNGMINISYUMMY January 15, 2024
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Joke

You
What’s the joke?” - Bill
“You, you cancerous little SHI..” - Bill’s Mom
by ifailedlife May 19, 2022
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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
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joke

The link on Urban Dictionary when your friends take that joke a little too seriously.
Person A: Hey C you look as shitty as a camels abortion
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*
by kystor December 18, 2017
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Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke
Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!
by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018
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