big jizz

big jizz stopped listening to frank ocean after he found out he was gay, big jizz loves some good jizz

oh big jizz , yea i know him he’s homophobic

by ogalvin March 30, 2022

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Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.

The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.

by Slick Lion November 16, 2015

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Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.

It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.

by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018

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"Aye lad, Tonight i might just (Jazz and jizz)"

by frocodile March 07, 2022

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A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

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Yeah im bouta splash some jizz tins!

by 22thgohas December 31, 2021

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A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

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