Irish Tuba

The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.

Dude me and my frat bros did the Irish tuba last night, I’m sore.

by Scubathetuba April 11, 2023

Irish Cream Bath

A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.

"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."

by Elyix December 12, 2021

Irish Carbone

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.

“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now”

by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024

Irish Dry

Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only

Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit

by Bear_fcker February 25, 2018

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Irish-passing

A person who looks Irish, but is not from that ancestry. This particularly occurs when redheads are assumed to be Irish since one and 10 Irish are redheads.

She headed up the St Patrick’s parade because she was Irish-passing enough to look authentically perfect.

by HighMaintenance68 March 17, 2023

irish dip

When you just get up and walk away. Far away.

I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door

by 1916dog November 1, 2021