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Human Bidet

When someone spits saliva or urine into another persons butthole.
Make sure you use the human bidet after you take a dump.
by BeBuc May 25, 2011
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Human Grindipede

When multiple people in a line rub their gentials against the person in front of them's rear, while placing their hands near or on said person's hips.

Another term for grind train.
"Did you see the human grindipede at homecoming? There must have been at least twenty-five people in that thing!"

"Oh, dude, I got such a raging stiffy in that human grindipede with Jessica, you don't even know..."
by sexytacoman September 22, 2011
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Human Lobsterism

The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.
After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE

EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"

MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?
by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012
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Human

Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
Matt:Hey! Look there a human!
Hunter: wow!
Human: SWAG!
Matt/Hunter:SLAP!!!
by BlazeFVzozbjsndgsjgshd hzbsdhd September 23, 2012
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human

the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.
person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it

humans make stupid mistakes

i love humans

i hate humans

i like dogs more than humans
by allthingsever May 31, 2014
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Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.
"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."
by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014
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Humans

I see humans, but not humanity
by As_red_as_blood January 6, 2016
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