ghost turds

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.

Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!

by pentozali February 06, 2006

Ghost Rider

While riding a bicycle, one builds up alot of speed and then jumps off, making it appear to have a ghost riding the bike.

Hey there is nobody riding that bike. It must be a ghost rider

by Pants87 February 12, 2010

Ghost Riding

To ride a vehicle on the hood or the top of it.

Man did you see that one dude Ghost Riding on his car. It was sweet

by putzz January 21, 2007

Ghost Whisperer

When a man blows his load in a womans mouth and she whispers the word "boo" into his ear and fills it with cum.

Sorry dude your going to have to speak up- i can't hear very well out of my left ear today- my girlfriend gave me the ghost whisperer.

by TheNigtasticRapist April 01, 2009

ghost poop

Where you need to go to the bathroom so bad thAT THat you could die. You sit on the toilet and.......

1........the poop disapears
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged

by AUSMOSES February 28, 2009

ghost job

Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.

I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.

by ghost fan June 10, 2008

Ghost Shit

1. When you go into someones house take a fat shit, and leave without your presence being known.

2. when your at a friends/relatives house(or some one you don't even know) pinch a monster stinkloaf discard any evidence linking you to the crime(not the shit) and deny any such thing. (side note for full effect bathroom door must be opened wide.)

"Damn some nigga broke into ma crib n dropped a fat duece"

"Did you take a shit in my house and not flush!?"

"Nah mane it must have been a ghost shit."

by DBIT September 17, 2009