fruiteskimo

Breaking of the Eskimo ways to live in the tropics

Josh is a fruiteskimo, he preferred the fruits of the south over the scarce ones of the north.

by fruit.mana October 16, 2015

fruit loop

used to describe someone or insult someone weird/odd/stupid/slow etc.

"your a fucking fruit loop"

"she's a real fruit loop"

by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015

fruit twister

Pussy ass fucking bitch nigga

Dang . He played you? What a fucking fruit twister !

by potatoaang March 6, 2016

fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.

"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."

by Rap-Tore June 3, 2016

fruitaphile

Someone who is sexually attracted to fruits. (Not the gay kind but actual fruits)

I saw Bobby fucking a fruit the other day, he is such a fruitaphile!

by Theron103 May 19, 2016

Fruit Loop

A gay guys asshole

Dude 1: your fruit loop is really sweet!
Dude2: thank you, isn't it tight?
Dude 1: it will not be after I'm done with it!!!!

by actuallytotallynotgay July 21, 2016