Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman February 20, 2011

shark

To ferviously look for dope where there may or may not be any, such as on the floor, on the bed sheets, the seats or floorboard of a vehicle.

The dopefiend didn't have money for dope and began to shark on his dealer's floor.

by psm070 June 6, 2018

shark

I know why you're here. You looked up 'urban dictionary' and found the top one by 'To be' that said when you looked up 'shark' it said it was a way to have sex.

Well sorry to burst your bubble but a shark is in fact a sea creature.

Person 1: "A shark is a sea creature."
Person 2: "Really? Urban Dictionary supposedly says it is a way to have sex."
Person 1: "i t s a f u c k i n g s e a c r e a t u r e"

by naminaidk June 14, 2024

Shark Coochie

Penis

He had a nice shark coochie

by Vee83 July 28, 2023

Shark

You know damn well what a shark is. You searched urban dictionary on urban dictionary because you're bored.

"Shark" is not a god damn sex act. "Sucking a dick." Is a sex act, go get out there and do some sex acts instead of looking at urban dictionary.

by Surrenderthecat April 23, 2023

Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.

Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!

by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011

shark siren

when you've had a nasty blaster stuck up there all day and you can't help but moan when it comes out, to both express your relief and alert nearby casualties.

*moan*
what was that omg
that was just john sounding the shark siren!
shark siren?
yeah, to let us know he is relieving himself anally.
oh

by jubilousjohnjumoingforjoy October 12, 2021