joke suck

If was a serious sucking just a joke so no bi deal
Joke suck your boy and it ain’t gay cause it’s a joke
by TheSarge69 January 16, 2018
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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I'm only joking

having a joke.
I'm only joking about going to heaven.
by Debskelly1985 March 07, 2023
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bi joke

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!
by tory borty April 25, 2013
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Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.
I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.
by Theyoutuber2001 October 23, 2018
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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!
Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?
by Zreshlie (; September 08, 2017
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