an old egg is a cannibal who has a piss kink and eats furries for fun and usually have a huge crush on L's fat nugget toesies
by therealmoofrog July 5, 2021
Get the old eggmug. The act of placing your testicles on the anus of a farting man or woman so as they jiggle like eggs in a simmering pan.
I came home early from the shops only to discover my husband about to boil his eggs on the bum hole of Mr Carstairs, our next door neighbour.
by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013
Get the boil his eggsmug. Military: Describes the uniforms of higher ranks that have excessive gold braiding or decoration on the caps and sleeves.
The dictator Idi Amins uniforms were famous if only for the massive amounts of scrambled egg on them.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the Scrambled Eggmug. The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.
John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
by Rodzilla7861 March 29, 2011
Get the Egg Salad Sandwichmug. by speith October 18, 2015
Get the go lay an eggmug. When a person places fecal matter between the mattress and box spring. Thus resulting in a special surprise upon discovery. Common joke between eastern European males between the ages of 17 and 22.
"I just left a Russian easter egg in his bedroom!"
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
"She is going to be pissed when that Russian easter egg does not scrub out of the mattress."
by Firedude1980 October 11, 2014
Get the Russian Easter Eggmug. A violently and explosively released, compacted turd the size of an Egg Plant. Generally, large and bulbous at the initial release and tapered at the pinch.
Carl had been cramping all afternoon. He feared a massive shit. He finally went to the restroom and forced out the biggest Egg Plant Turd he has ever seen and felt. His bung was stretched but was relieved.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
Get the Egg Plant Turdmug.