hi hungry im dad

your dads best joke

son: dad im hungry.
dad: Hi hungry im Dad

by Trench 666 September 13, 2018

I fucked your dad

the ultimate diss/comeback nobody has anything to say to it, coined my an lloydminster native Matt Schneider

Person 1: "fuck off dickhead"
Matt Schneider: "I fucked your dad"
Person 1: "uhh..."

by Fergie55 February 19, 2015

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

i can be your dad

when your dad is your dad

i can be your dad
"i can be that dad of yours" said Tobias as he looked at his friend

by yourdadisyourdad August 20, 2018

Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad

Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.

He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.

Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*

by Jack Brockton Noble’s dad March 22, 2022

were in your dad's lumbar

an idiom that says you are older and more experienced than immature teen cyberbullies in life

Adam: i don't think this is correct answer
jack: you suck at math lol
Adam: wow! i was writing and publishing my research articles when you were in your dad's lumbar, kiddo

by elahe May 5, 2021

why my dad left

cause i suck

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck

by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019