chopped

To be high on marijuana/weed

That pen hits dude I'm so chopped rn.

by CoyoteFoolish May 26, 2022

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

chop shot

When you take a small perci bowl of weed, followed in quick succession with a shot of any 80 proof liquor (40% or higher)

lets do a chop shot
want a chop shot
I love chop shots

chop shots fuck me up

by SWED December 27, 2014

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

valid chop

a sturdy clean cut chop. One may say “damn you sneaky got a valid chop G”. A good looking hair piece that the is appealing to the naked eye. But you must be valid to possess the nick name “Valid Chop”

Yo Z Rat lowkey got a valid chop no kiz!
Samay has an unvalid chop

by King of Valid Chop March 20, 2022

Lamb Chop

A pet name to call your boyfriend who is not very big. The “L” and “C” stand for little cock. You can also just use initials LC too.

Bring your big sexy business over here, lamb chop (giggle) and give it to me ‘deep’ (lol)

by DreamKillerLikesIt August 26, 2024