When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.
Also known as a papa nelli special
Also known as a papa nelli special
by The back door bandit January 30, 2025
Get the Chinese back door job mug.After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.
Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
by Airza May 7, 2025
Get the Chinese Bakery mug.A three-way (MMF) performed in the front seats off a moving car. The female participant lays across both the driver and passenger seats and receives both the driver and passenger (orally and presumeably vaginally) at the same time. The name derives from the fact that only someone of short stature (such as a Chinese person) could successfully pull this maneuver off without knocking out a window.
"Did you hear about Dee, Charlie, and Abraham? They got a wreckless driving ticket for having a Chinese Freeway on the Dallas North Tollway!"
by Noah the Red March 9, 2015
Get the Chinese Freeway mug.A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.
Chinese Democracy in action.
Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican
Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi
Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican
Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi
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