child

tommyinit

hes just a child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.

Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Child

The word child is basically just TommyInnit because he is always the youngest everywhere and will always be the child of the group or a child in genneral

Person: Hey, what is a child?
Person2: TommyInnit

by blueberrymushroom April 6, 2021

Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.

no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!

by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010

shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

Child of God

A Phrase Created by Christina she started the trend
It means innocent😇

Him: Your Nastyyyy
Me: Nahhh chill “I’m a child of god”

by LOVECHRISSY12322 February 25, 2018

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022