Using your hand to hit someone, usually a close friend, in the throat after they've thoroughly exhausted your patience. Most often used when someone won't shut up about a particular celebrity, person or event.
Friend 1 proceeds to rant about the tickets he just scored for the upcoming concert. Friend 2 karate checks him in the neck.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
Friend 1: Gasping for air*
Friend 2: I'm neck checking you for your own good, bro, your own good.
by Miya Arachelli October 23, 2013
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by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013
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by The Sam Chang (@supersam023) November 24, 2013
Get the raisin check mug.The Art Of Expanding The Minimap On GTA V Online, As To Check If There Are Indeed Any 'Cunts' In The Nearby Vicinity That May Want To Kill You.
Bob: Hey, You Gonna Do A Cunt Check, People Might Be Trying To Kill You.
Steve: Woah! There's A Fuckwit Trying To Kill Me! Good Thing You Told Me To Do The Cunt Check Bob!
Steve: Woah! There's A Fuckwit Trying To Kill Me! Good Thing You Told Me To Do The Cunt Check Bob!
by The Creator Of The Cunt Check. November 30, 2013
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Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
by tittysprinklers December 1, 2013
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by Spike Speedwrentch December 4, 2013
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