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vicinity 

Being near or close to an area
Me:hey where you at?

Homegirl: At home. Why? What's up?

Me: okay I'm fixing to swang by, I'm in the vicinity.
vicinity by lilpinoysouljah March 21, 2011

vicinity of obscenity 

a popular, repeitive and hypnotic song by 'system of a down' that is somehow about prostitutes even though the lyrics 'teracotta' and 'pie' have nothing to do with that
1)hey john did you hear that song by SOAD called vicinity of obscenity

2)yeh its great but wat is it about

1)prostitutes
2)really....that makes no sense
1)yep

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Genital Vicinity 

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.
John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"
Genital Vicinity by Hydrated May 15, 2010

Ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity 

The worst insult that could ever have been said. Stronger than satan and god times 10000.
Franklin: ur mom gae
Jeff:ur bro a hoe
Franklin:ur granny tranny
Carl:ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity!
Franklin and Jeff: face melts and are casted into infinite void, where they are being raped by eight year old roblox players.

victim of vicinity 

When you do something you might not otherwise do, due to the fact that someone or something is in throwing distance of your ass. It is used as a way to throw off blame for giving into temptation.
"You cannot blame me for sleeping with Bob again. I didn't mean for it to happen. I am a victim of vicinity."
victim of vicinity by Brynndolynn November 8, 2006