by HOB October 15, 2004
To do something that is not exactly the most effective course of action in the face of an emergency or disaster. See "death of Heath Ledger".
George W. Bush, when he learned about the attacks on New York, pulled a 'call Mary-Kate' when he kept reading that children's book to those kids.
by 81mclaren@gmail.com February 09, 2008
(victim talking to friend) (victim)- hey Joe i was at the bar last night and i was about to leave, but then i saw booty call Jeanette, we ended up having drunk sex and mutual masterbation on my friends couch, it was cool even though i think my friend was awake.
by superheroes on the couch October 04, 2007
A fishing technique where an old hand crank telephone has it's wires cut and in the water. When the fisherman turns the crank, the wires electrify the water and makes the fish rise to the surface. Use of this technique is highly illegal and extremely dangerous.
My friend: Hey boss the fish ain't biting.
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.
Moments later
My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!
Me: Looks like we're gonna have to call the fish on the phone!
My friend: What is that?
Me: I'm gonna put these cables in the water and turn the crank.
Moments later
My friend: What the f*ck? The fish are rising!
Me: All you have to do now is scoop them up with a net!
by CountryFriedGoods December 07, 2010
My friend asked me how much I paid for my new TV, I told him I paid 5 Call of Duty Vanguards for it.
by LordSaucy January 06, 2022
by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013
by mr.hole January 19, 2010