Gram Cracker

An awesome grandma.

Yes, She is my gram cracker.

by Christopher Ferry May 12, 2019

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Cracker Barrelin’

Fucking some skank that serves breakfast 24/7 at joints like Cracker Barrel and Waffle House.

Cracker Barrelin’ “I’m going out tonight straight Cracker Barrlein’! I need some ass!

by Bigg Wormm March 11, 2019

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger

Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*

by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019

cracker tweak

Cracker tweak is basically the bath salts of the Midwest. Mostly white people take it so that’s why it isn’t just called tweak

Homeless person: “Hey y’all got some of that cracker tweak?”
Jonny: “No sir, i May be a cracker but I’m not a tweaker.”

by tHINGYsPLASH August 19, 2019

Cracker Wall

A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area

“Thats a huge Cracker Wall”

by Wypipo whisperer September 7, 2019