The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Chinese Dust

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum

Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .

by Monarchballz March 9, 2024

NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

A phrase that is often used when Becky forgets that every single thing that is Asian is Chinese. Most of the time it means that becky either dumb or racist.

*person1 is peacefully eating sushi*
*Becky walks in*
Person1: Oh hi Becky, do you want some sushi?
Becky: Ew no I don't want ur Chinese stuff
person1:
the dog:
the cat:
the sushi:

weebs:
k-pop fans:
asians:
*God comes down from heaven*
God: NO IT'S NOT CHINESE BECKY!

by I married a frog October 22, 2020

Walnut in chinese

Hu tao is how to say walnut in chinese. But its also Hu Tao (Chinese: 胡桃 Hú Táo) is a playable Pyro character in Genshin Impact.

Hu Tao's antics and eccentricity belies her role as the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and her talent as a poet. Nevertheless, she treats the parlor's operations with utmost importance, and holds funeral ceremonies with the highest dignity and solemnity.

Xiao is better than hu tao because her name means walnut in Chinese. Pull for xiao instead.

by XiaoAteSnow April 12, 2023

Chinese butthole torture

Chinese butthole torture) is a circular usually black with spikes around it.. they stick on to someone’s butthole just to torture them.. or most often they are forced but that is not science and do not look this up on the internet other than here because you will get Chinese Anal porn)

That Chinese butthole torture got stuck in my ass! And it hurts!

by Shartypantsilovefarts January 3, 2022

Chinese safety glasses

The act of squinting your eyes to reduce potential injury instead of wearing proper eye protection.

"Before you cut that rebar you'd better put on some eye protection"

"I cant find mine, I'll just use my Chinese safety glasses, I'll be fine"

by Stone Boner September 3, 2018

Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.

I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not

by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022