Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.

Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(

by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010

Flag

Get the Fail Bucket mug.

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009

Flag

Get the Choad-Bucket mug.

crotch bucket

One that puts many things in the crotch.

"Has your mom always been such a crotch bucket?"

by millamic June 12, 2009

Flag

Get the crotch bucket mug.

Bucket Man

Refers to the sometime recipient of male ejaculate resulting from a "circle jerk" (more than two men self-masturbating in a social setting, as to a porn film.) Also, it may refer to a person who masturbates two or more men simultaneously; i.e., at the centre of a circle. Usually used in a derogatory sense.

Used figuratively as a self-deprecation: "I feel like the bucket man at a circle jerk."

see above, or:
"We got a little excited watching the Jenna Jamison video, and Micah was the bucket man!"

"I don't want to be the bucket man in a Turkish prison movie!"

by midfielder13 October 21, 2009

Flag