Brandon

Brandon is a hoe.

Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019

Brandon

He's one geiy (gay) homoerotic boi

Don't be a Brandon

by Loserfligot October 5, 2018

Brandon

hot salad

Brandon loves hot salad

by refaifiefaerfsreergs June 30, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is sexy

Brandon is sexy boi

by Secsygirl October 14, 2020

Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021

Brandon

adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes

Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!

by bapekid1 January 5, 2025

Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports

Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh

by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020