Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com

Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"

by urbandictionaryuser232456 May 29, 2024

brandon smith

When you meet a Brandon Smith. Don't let there deep blue ocean eyes fool you. Don't let there warm hugs trap you in there charm. Be careful to listen to everything he says. He always lets the truth slip out even when he is trying to hide the facts. He lives on the edge and is to trusting of the wrong people. He flirts with all the wrong girls. He will make you jealous but what will really trap you is when he gives you his heart which will never happened because they are never ready to be serious. If they ever do decide to fight for you and make better efforts to start something instead of giving you false hope. Then you comment down below lol

That Brandon smith is envied by his friends who aren't really friends.

by Dray the great the lover of BS August 13, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!

Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."

by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020

Dana Brandon

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!

WOW!!! Lucky bastard Yo girl is a "Dana Brandon" man.

by This Is Your Secret Admirer June 10, 2012

Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.

I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.

by King CJ The First of His Name May 20, 2023

Brandon

Has the biggest cock a gurl can ask for. Gives steam cleaners to attractive bitches an amazing boyfriend kisser and loves only one bitch at a time he may seem stupid and annoying but under all that he is smart athletic and a nice guy

God she played with brandons heart what a stupid bitch

by Epic gaymer 2345 November 25, 2018

Brandon Buckner

A kind guy who likes pop-tarts.

Brandon Buckner is over there eating his pop-tarts.

by LlamaPlayz December 31, 2021