Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.

Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning

by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017

Cock Block

to purpously be a douchebag and interupt a moment.

During science class my teacher cock blocked John and me while we were making out...

by for borjyy againn September 29, 2010

cock block

to block a person's racket during a game of badminton

when playing badminton, a racket is blocked:

Casey: Why the hell did you just cock block me?

by bakerbabexx November 03, 2010

cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock

Joe had a major cock block on his hands.

by mriz October 16, 2011

cock block

The act of preventing one from having sexual relations, usually by a jealous friend

Person 1: Did you end up getting with that chick last night?
Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember...
Person 1: Bahahaha
Person 2: You're a dick

by split_allen1 October 11, 2010

cock block

when a male species is doing physical "activity" with a female species .
then the male species friend comes in the room , making them stop their "activities"

then the male friend hits on the female and they do some "activity" making the original male very sad . :(

Fred and Sarah were having some "fun" downstairs in Sarah's bedroom . then Albert decides to come and cock block Fred . Then Sarah leaves with Albert to have "fun" in Albert's mustang . Fred is now sad .

by veryboredrightnow August 28, 2010

Tac-Block

(pronounced: tah-k-blah-k )

A Taco-blocker. The female equivalent of cock-block. Also known as Talk-Block- a girl who swoops in on the conversation to steal the spotlight.

The blocking of a taco from making her mark.

He was staring deeply into her eyes, just about to ask for her number, when slutty hottie walked in and stole the spotlight. What a tac-block!

by elleandbab October 15, 2008