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the blocked nose

the blocked nose is a sex position and it is when you cum in a girls nose and put your balls in her mouth
person 1: hey I had there best sex ever last night
person 2: did you do the blocked nose

Person 1: of cause
by litfamyeetdab August 25, 2019
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Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.
Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning
by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017
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Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
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Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
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Sack-blocked

When a hacky sack is snatched by another player just as it is about to come into contact with your foot or other body part. This feeling leads to a loss of balance due to the predicted force of the hacky sack on your foot or other body part actually not arriving.
Jack plays hacky sack quietly by himself

Max snatches the hacky sack right out of the air just before Jack is about to successfully complete his jester.

Max: SACK-BLOCKED!!!!
by jemdood February 3, 2010
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Cock Block

to purpously be a douchebag and interupt a moment.
During science class my teacher cock blocked John and me while we were making out...
by for borjyy againn September 30, 2010
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dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking
by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023
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