Shit beast

Often a term for all dogs. There's a growing number of people who are fed up with dog culture and how society pushed these dangerous shit beasts onto people as something adorable or in any way desirable. Shit beast could also refer to any animal, usually large, that one finds offensive because the bigger the animal, the bigger the crap. So a horse may be considered by many a shit beast.

I hate dogs and horses. Them shit beasts make me sick. Yet people keep putting dogs in our faces trying to convince us that they're cute and loyal when nothing about them is desirable. A horse is another shit beast. Equine therapy is so oxymoronic. How can a shit beast be therapeutic?

by Sir Carlton May 21, 2024

sexy beast of bearsted

Sully

Going over the green to watch the cricket?

Nah, I’m off to the club to meet sully, the sexy beast of bearsted

by Gluv May 28, 2024

sexy beast of bearsted

Sully

Going over the green to watch the cricket?

Nah, I’m off to the club to meet sully, the sexy beast of bearsted

by Gluv May 28, 2024

Majestical Beast

Noun. The dangle (aka. Penis) of a male.

(Ex). Preston whipped out his majestical beast and started showing it off.

by anonymous February 11, 2024

Reverse Mr. Beast

When you show someone something really cool like a brand new Tesla or a crazy mansion, then when they express how awesome they think it is instead of giving it to them just look them dead in the eyes and say, “ok buy it”.

I was hanging out with Devon the other day and showed him a really tasty looking donut, then instead of getting it for him I pulled a Reverse Mr. Beast.

by Clorbopulos February 14, 2024

Morbidly a Beast

For when you're morbidly obese but still an absolute unit

A: Damn, bro's fat
B: Nah, he's morbidly a beast

by Jemand04 February 15, 2024

Beast of Carnage

The beast of carnage is somebody who is so extremely elite in everything they do there's simply no other way to describe them. It's a state of being, achieved only by the prophesized chosen ones. There can only be one beast of carnage at a time, every 100 years. The current beast of carnage goes by "Insomnia".

Dude the beast of carnage just showed up, this game is wraps.

by Beantonio hater February 20, 2024