stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

cow

probably your english teacher

tom: what a cow
olivia: ikr

by haillovichi April 27, 2021

Piggy-Piggy-Cow

An obese woman that walks around a bar, you can feel the thunder of her step on the ground as she walks. She is to be captured on video due to its rarity. If you say piggy-piggy-cow while it’s on video it will be forced to lose weight

Reagan-“Pull out your phone it’s a Piggy-Piggy-Cow”
JP-(takes phone out)

Everyone at the bar-“PIGGY-PIGGY-COW, that fat fucking Cunt Get out of here!!”
result~Piggy-Piggy-Cow looses weight

by JPDOLOHIN April 17, 2024

My cow

A pointless game played during a car ride where one spots a cow, says my cow and therefore owns that cow or multiple cows. The person that calls the most cows is the winner

Have you played my cow before, it sucks.

by Munchie Hanson March 11, 2017

cow

a stupid and fat animal that has no brains and feeds us milk!!!!!

I am drinking milk from a cows tits!!!

by boo boo butt 13 April 9, 2020

key cow

SUSI BAKA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that person is a key cow

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 28, 2021

To be down for the cows

A funny way of saying "to be down for the cause".

I need you to be down for the cows because tonight with be legendary.

We are going to be down for the cows, don't you worry!

by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023