april 17

national brooke williams sends me nudes day bc she is bad af and i’m horny and she’s my baby

hey, it’s april 17 brooke! what’re u waiting for?

by hahaimhorny April 16, 2020

April 10

National give a naomi anything day

Naomi:I want this

Person 1: ok? I’m not getting you it
Person 2: WAIT ITS APRIL 10th aka April NATIONAL GET A NAOMI ANYTHING DAY
Person 1: OH NO

by Naomilikesfrezzies January 28, 2021

April 24

Cobblestone Stone Day #Crundee Craft

Hey what’s today
It’s April 24, the best day eve

by ThickRickDick March 5, 2021

6 April

National draw on your hands and arms day! On this day you just need to cover half of your arms with pen

“Boy”:why the hell did you draw on your hands and arms
“Girl”: because it’s 6 April!
“Boy”:ohhhh yes I fergot!

by Gayporn January 31, 2022

April 28

The national suck your friends dick day!!!

Person 1: let me suck your dick

Person 2: why?

Person 1: because it’s April 28

by Powerguido November 17, 2020

April 5

National get high like a skyscraper day and fuck girls

National get high like a skyscraper day and fuck girls April 5

by Coolguythatishigh October 25, 2019

No Anal April

During the month of April you may not have anal sex or do anal masturbation

Hey wanna come to my house later?

Fuck naw it's no anal april

by MistaFunnehMan November 14, 2019