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by Justice for Justice February 22, 2019
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At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?
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by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008
Get the Armored AIDS Bears mug.Observed every year on December 1st, this day was created to raise awareness of the current AIDS and HIV pandemic. It is common to have memorials or services to honor those who died from AIDS or HIV. The official symbol is a red ribbon.
Person 1: Hey let's go to the lecture about AIDS awareness and prevention.
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Person 2: Yeah we should it's World AIDS Day.
by The Summit644 December 1, 2009
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by Fat Diction August 21, 2012
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Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.
Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.
Unlike Conventional AIDS, which is transmitted through blood, The Cancerous strand can be transmitted through any bodily fluid. This means if a CAIDS infected person was to cough in your general direction, and you happened to be taking a breath, the virus could be transmitted to you in an airborne contraction situation. Taking a drink after, or kissing an infected person can also lead to transmission.
Obviously this is some shit you dont want to get, and any individual infected must be quaranteened immediately. An infected person in a situation such as a subway ride, could potentialy infect hundreds if not thousands of people in a matter of an hours.
The Cancerous AIDS has all of the conventional AIDS symptoms and within minutes of initial infection subject develops the AIDS Cough,and within 24-48 hours of infection the AIDS Face Sets in. This pretty much makes the infected look like a zombie from Resident Evil within the first week. Cancerous AIDS patients rarely live over 60 days after infection making it pretty much the quickest killer in the population.
by Russ Bus March 13, 2008
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