windows

an operating system that almost everybody uses.

I just downloaded windows on my brand new PC!

by Dakiile December 13, 2021

Windows XP

Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.

What is Windows XP?

by windows xp is epic December 23, 2021

Windows 11

the worst OS that drops support for many computers, specifically users without TPM 2.0 or a supported CPU.

Friend: Did you hear that Windows 11 was just released?
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11

by A-ManWare December 27, 2021

Tech window

A word meant to be taekwondo but misheard by Andrew Schulz

Figured y'all would want to know what tech window is,it means nothing

by Too lazy to think of a name April 7, 2022

Tech Window

A competitive activity in which players battle their computer science knowledge to complete tasks as fast as possible.

At the time I was a competitor and coach of Tech Window.

by patelinator April 8, 2022

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021

Window

A word which is used often by a pair of best friends to signal that they are telling the truth. When the word “window” is said by once friend or person the other knows they must be telling the truth. No one can break the window by saying it and then lying for the friendship will be broken too.

Friend 1:“He really did kill the racoon with his bare toes”
Friend 2: “Somehow I do not believe that.”
Friend 1: “No, window I’m being serious”

Friend 2:OMG WTAF REALLY I CANNOT BELIEVE HE WOULD DO THAT WTFFFFFF”

by TheRacoonsGirlfriend November 19, 2021