Straight To The Box

Reference to the box in a teacher's classroom in which students turn in their assignments. To go Straight To The Box is to go to said box and "borrow" an assignment that you haven't done and to copy it. (Borrow is in quotations because some Straight To The Boxers neglect to return the homework they've stolen in fear of the teacher recognizing the similarity between the two assignments. These STTBers give the rest of us a bad name) Straight To The Box-ing usually leads to the beginning of a Cheat Chain, as most STTBers have enough moral fiber to share with others.

He-man: Fuck, are we even doing this right? The lab report is due tomorrow.
D-White: Man, it don't even matter. You know I'm about to go straight to the box

by Cheater McCheatster March 7, 2009

sus straight

a straight person with queer vibes that's usually the one straight in a queer friend group because the queers flock together

Let's bring our sus straight to the pride parade.

by JeHaiNat June 2, 2021

Super straight

Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual

Isn’t homophonic

Friend: what is your sexuality

You: I’m super straight

Friend: what about your partner

You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi

by Henta¡ protag January 23, 2022

Hyper Straight

The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality

Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme

Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.

Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!

Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.

*1 day later

Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud

by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

straight or curved

Referring to whether a mans penis is straight, or if it’s curved

Emily: I had sex with Ryan last night
Phoebe: was it straight or curved?
Emily: It was curved

by Isabel perez November 18, 2019

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021