kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger

Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*

by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019

Cream cracker

Fuck head

Timmy is a cream cracker

by Semaj nihcam March 20, 2019

Buttered Cracker

A white person with waves

Buttered Cracker-Joe wave cheeeeckkk

by domthemotherfucking donkey March 22, 2019

Cracker

The Racial Term Skipper The Penguin Used To insult Donald Trump After Saying The N word

"Shut up cracker

by Skipper the Penguin April 14, 2019

Cracker

A cracker in 2019 is a person who gets drunk in parks, parking lots or other public places, and calls it a party.

Emil is such a cracker because he is drinking in a park every weekend.

by brunomars3434 September 18, 2019

African cracker

It means when your a black man and your acting really white and annoying

Angel: Im going outside to play guys

Kevin: shut up you African Cracker

by Kevin the african jit October 5, 2019