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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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Dumbe

A word used to describe a useless apprentice that needs to be sacked
Dumbe dylan
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Dumb village

Where u are from.
According, to r/okbuddyretard, you are from Dumb village
by Humane54 December 21, 2020
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dumb bitches

Hailey Sewell and Grace Moore
Hailey and Grace are being dumb bitches
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Dumb

You are a dumb ass Brock and Bobby these fake people spend there time yelling at this bitch in there 3rd period
Brock the dumb ass can never shit in the toilet without shiting on the toilet seat
by Cameron Kerns February 15, 2018
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Dumb

Dumb= very, with emphasis..like “‘mad” (“mad cool”).
I was dumb scared.

She is dumb hot.
by killjoey June 24, 2024
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Dumb down college

When you have taken AP classes in High School then go to a college where you find your classes easy. You now feel like they have "Dumb Down College"
This class is easy . It's like they have Dumb Down College
by DawnasWifey February 4, 2019
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