Turtles fanny pack

Digging up your testicles from your pants and letting them hang on top of your belt.

This dude just came out of nowhere rocking a Turtles fanny pack.

by Cavepear July 7, 2017

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017

Turtle Bay Boy

A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.

Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile

“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”

by Etrap July 26, 2020

Red headed turtle

When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips

I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.

by Doohymer July 7, 2023

Snapping turtle style

It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.

I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.

by Juicemn99 November 25, 2020

I LIKE TURTLES

I FKN LOVE TURTLES DUDE MY NAMES TURTLES KID AND GUESS WHAT, I LIKE TURTLES AHHHH

Kid1- hello how are you today

Kid2- I LIKE TURTLES

by ImAshy April 2, 2021

What The Flying Turtles

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 6, 2022