ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

Red headed turtle

When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips

I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.

by Doohymer July 7, 2023

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017

Let the turtles free

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)

by rockstarTurtle December 30, 2013

blastin snow turtles

Doing lines of YAY or cocaine.

Friend: what are you doing?

ME: I'm blastin snow turtles.

by DerDreD May 8, 2019

blue turtle shell

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

by Hockeycapn July 29, 2017

I LIKE TURTLES

I FKN LOVE TURTLES DUDE MY NAMES TURTLES KID AND GUESS WHAT, I LIKE TURTLES AHHHH

Kid1- hello how are you today

Kid2- I LIKE TURTLES

by ImAshy April 2, 2021