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beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
by TheNonErect August 9, 2023
mugGet the beating a dead penismug.

Beat a Rafał Day

The one and only moment you can show your own Rafał how you truly feel about him.
You can celebrate it during last week of December and first week of January.
- I can't wait for New Year's Eve with guys! Do you want to join us?
- Nah, thanks, we've planned to Beat a Rafał Day celebration then.
by zieu November 27, 2021
mugGet the Beat a Rafał Daymug.

Beat my meat

When you enjoy meat like chicken nuggets or steak.
Mmmm, I love to “beat my meat”.
by bb.grl July 11, 2021
mugGet the Beat my meatmug.

Beat her cheeks

When a male is clapping a females ass cheeks with his penis making a clap like sound
Hey man I just (beat her cheeks) last night,made her ass giggle
by Leo López January 13, 2019
mugGet the Beat her cheeksmug.

beat your eggs

a clean/new way to say beat your a$$. Usually used in the AM.
I swear Todd I'm gonna beat your eggs.
by Armadill0 May 5, 2018
mugGet the beat your eggsmug.

beating walls down

stretching the vagina out while sex
Last night I was beating walls down after my dinner date
by CCG boss September 17, 2021
mugGet the beating walls downmug.

beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
mugGet the beat the third horsemug.

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